MOST HONOLABLE SIR:
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man, so he hired the
famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities
while he was gone.
A few days later, he received this report :
> YOU LEAVE HOUSE
&…
i've a question!
what is it if you're reading or watching something like these stuff coptic servant is talking about, and you know that it's got wrong ideas and things. can you read it then or just avoid reading or watching it?
"You're a high-priced lawyer. If I give you 10,000 francs, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Certainly! What's the second question?"
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A Sunday School teacher asked a little boy, "Bobby, do you believe in the devil?" "No," said the little boy. "He's just like Santa Claus. I think it's my daddy."
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HEHEHE
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[center][move][shadow=red,left]The Little Things[/shadow][/move]
Little stones can make big mountains,
Little steps can cover miles,
Little acts of loving kindness
Give the world its biggest smiles!
Little words can soothe big troubles,
Little h…
sandra u r so funii hehehe :)
here's another 1:
[center][glow=red,2,300]House for Sale...[/glow]
ADDRESS: Heaven
FEATURES:
Many rooms with a master suite
Spacious love
Open floor plan for peace
Large eat-in grace
Fenced in mercy with ro…
i don't believe in 'em at all!!
and according 2 kirrilos02
in the Bible it doesnt say that God created anything else not on earth so according to the Bible they dont exist
yeah!
it's just 4 cartoons an' stuff!!
it's not funny i don't like talking about it but i was feeling so so not sad but i can't explain i wanted 2 cry but i couldn't cos i don't like crying when some1 is watchin me! it makes me feel stupid but about the movie i think it was 4 ppl who don…
i think i'm natural but is that every1 has a bit of spirituality in them? not really sure! but, if it is, it differs from one person 2 another 4 some ppl it takes a Big part in their lives and it affect on that later by like: being monk/nun, deacon.…
when i HAVE to do somethin that i don't want 2 it rarely happens but like a year ago i started 2 feel that most of the things i HAVE TO :( do them >:(
even if nobody had pressure on me i just feel that's wat i'm supposed to do!! ::)
[center][glow=red,2,300]Priceless Gift[/glow]
Friendship is a Priceless Gift
that can not be bought or sold,
but its value is far greater
than a mountain made of Gold.
For gold is cold and lifeless,
it can neither see nor hear
And in …
[glow=red,2,300]57 cents[/glow]
A sobbing little girl stood near a small church from which she had been turned away because it "was too crowded."
"I can't go to Sunday School," she sobbed to the pastor as he walked by. Seeing her shabby, unkempt a…
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be
nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?"
he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle
costing $50.00.
.
"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a
small…
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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," and turns to the ostrich,"What's yours?" "I'll have t…